Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I snuck a snack into a library study hall. One tiny crinkle of the wrapper and every head turned like I’d detonated a siren. I tried to nibble silently, misjudged the crunch, dropped the pack, and it performed an encore. The professor glared at me. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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Top comments
sockoiid 13
You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends
lat1404 16
Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.
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Comments (93)
worldclassrager 41
Take them out of your mouth then it would be obvious they were not drugs
FrutLoopDingus 19
Ex-friend*
randomname98 22
Put a bag of sugar in your "friend's" backpack and tell the teacher you saw cocaine in his backpack.
granCanyon 12
or better: put real cocaine.
Knightchaser27 25
Isn't real cocaine really expensive
nikojhavlin 12
Im sure it was meant as joke but if it wasn't you need a new friend. I feel you
netflixislove 32
That wasn't a smart idea
trtnt25 19
Hopefully your friend didn't give you real ecstasy that they put in smarties packaging or anything.
201chasew 22
The cruel part would be if it was actually ecstasy that his "friend" gave him.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And that's why I'm careful with who I hang around with.
quickit 24
Spit them out and show them it's smarties? If it really was ecstasy then you're screwed. Also be sure to check if there were cameras in the class. It could save your butt.
toaster87 19
Uhh BS.. All can be disproven by a drug test.