Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I snuck a snack into a library study hall. One tiny crinkle of the wrapper and every head turned like I’d detonated a siren. I tried to nibble silently, misjudged the crunch, dropped the pack, and it performed an encore. The professor glared at me. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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Top comments
sockoiid 13
You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends
lat1404 16
Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.
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Comments (93)
uhohitslisa2 20
What your friend did was a dick move. But you shouldn't have taken the smarties.
Zwizewon 5
Extasy, really? I'd have swallowed them and said he was trying to sell his ritalin ?!
DoubleDosexo 12
#46, it's really not.
ohishkabibble 21
Good thing it wasn't actual ecstasy, though! One time when my mom was a teenager (iirc), a girl in her neighborhood offered her one of those candy dots that they put on paper. Turns out it was speed! I hope the school believes you that it wasn't drugs; if not, the drug test should prove you innocent (provided you don't actually take drugs!)
jthmtwin 16
A little common sense, class is not the ideal place for E, a party where you can have touching is...teachers should know that since they are part of that generation. Oh and ditch that "friend" it's funny if you're at home but school is a no
Imareth 10
So you ate during class whilst knowing that it's not allowed... and now you're FMLing because it didn't work out well for you? Your 'friend' is a bitch, but YDI. If you'd bothered to follow a fairly simple rule, this wouldn't really be a problem, would it?
Mooglefox 24
If you get expelled for that bring others down with you
Scorpio1691 29
you should be fine. any half decent drug test will show absolutely no narcotics in your system. your friend is an asshole though.
SeriousJoker72 18
That's not a friend bro
Ksweety_fml 27
Your "friend" ain't shit!