Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat pissed on my bed, so I had to change the sheets. Just as I got out of bed and take my first step, I stepped in my cat's poop as well and slipped, spraining my ankle. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
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xFaust_fml 12
Of course, it was all part of his evil plan. No stupid dog could elaborate a plot so brilliant.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Well, 37, the cat obviously took a dump.
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Comments (135)
awmy 2
haha im sorry but ur cats out to get u :P
joebahwbp 0
1 person ambush XP
doryoku 7
ur cat's a boss!! win lmao
jondempster 0
YDI for owning a cat.
DFlit1 0
just gunna say that i am the biggest believer that cats r evil demons from hell and ur cat is exhibit A... he planned it all out and is laughing with satin atm at ur misfortune... I say kill it or give it to someone u hate
thecovert 7
An evil genius! (paw at his lips, saying "one million pounds of catnip")
A7X_LoVeee 10
Well, 37, the cat obviously took a dump.
j_cat187 20
my cat got locked in my neibors car and had diarrria in his baceball bag. i caut him physicly dropkicking my cat
Lespaulluapsel 0
cats are assholes
petrc1290 0
did it have toothpaste on it's head