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Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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MoroseMoose 47

His mom sounds like an awful parent.