grossesfesses
Compi?gne, France
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
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Comments (133)
FinnTheHuman_Bmo 7
My response would've been hella different. "Yeah, I have some cookies, but they're for me. Gotta keep my butt this size somehow."
jchiledred 12
I like big butts and I can not lie ....
MythsNLegends 10
Big butts are the best inventions ever!
hannahsnyder69 16
If anything the mom should post an FML, what a lack of integrity on her part.
Isa_fml 20
Nothing wrong with a big butt! :) Sounds like that mother has some issues, though...
Prisara 2
"Then why don't you ask your mommy???"
jalapeno47 5
Omg that's brutal.
mywtfmoments26 18
Logic that kid has it!
french_canadien 17
I would have smacked that child. I hate bratty children. Their parents may think its cute but how cute is it to e disrepected by a 4 year old?
Deserthoney 7
Sorry to hear that OP. At least you didnt have cookies and proved her wrong.