grossesfesses
Compi?gne, France
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
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Feveryoneslife13 11
Kids say the darnedest things
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Then you're wondering why some kids turn bullies, if their own parents teach them to give negative judgements on appearances...
MoroseMoose 47
And the sad part is that this mom probably thinks that's an ok thing for somebody to say. Ugh.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Better have a big butt, than no butt
dspolleke 19
Just tell the boy that you don't eat cookies but sassy little boys!
Enslaved 38
He did it all for the cookie C'mon The cookie C'mon
perdix 31
"Some of us don't have big butts because we eat too many cookies -- it's because we eat too many little boys." He won't bug you anymore, or any other fat chicks, for that matter.
kthsdm 12
Yeah well kid, now it's on my thighs, and butt.
str0ngersurviv0r 5
what the hell is she teaching him?
JustStella 28
I never understood why ladies got offended if you told them they have big butts. I've been told that a few times and I'm always flattered. Then again, I am black...
souljacker 11
I love my big white ass. :-) my friends get offended on my behalf when my husband says I have a big, fat ass. I don't, but it makes buying jeans difficult. ;-)
gg27787 6
I never got that. People get bothered by it, saying they wish they had a butt, then get offended if it's brought up that they do.
katt_is_here 24
Maybe people who are complete strangers should just not comment on somone's butt? Just a thought.
pmadNess 16
You should've just walked over and sat on Mama's lap!!!