grossesfesses
Compi?gne, France
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.
Ambient25 25
Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...
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Sweetpea22 14
My friend is black, skinny as a rail, and has a big butt.
ViviMage 40
And if you had a cookie, clearly it has staples or poison in it. You just can't win!
Ambient25 25
....yes! That right there...definitely...
prljm10 10
Lose weight!!
Raykyogrou03 12
Maybe it was a compliment.
oxygenius 14
"Yeah I did, but I finished them all."
savmut 8
His moms an ass
KawaiiCupcake 14
Cuz they love them chocolate chip cookies! Who would not a want a girl with extra pair of cookies!!
n4ture 20
big butts are nice! :)
petergozinya37 8
Outs of the mouth of babes