Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I raised my hand to answer a question, but I forgot the answer, so when the teacher called on me, I just said, "I need to pee." FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, I used the public restroom at a park. After washing my hands, I went to dry them, only to realize there were no paper towels. I thought the air dryer would work, but it broke halfway through, leaving me standing there, awkwardly fanning my hands with my arms spread wide. A group of teenagers walked in and started laughing at me. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
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Tripartita 45
Protip: this also works if you panic while making ice.
takara98 17
Gotta know what s(he) said back, lol.
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NuttyProfessor 7
"Evaporation is a type of vaporization of a liquid that occurs from the surface of a liquid into a gaseous phase that is not saturated with the evaporating substance." So, you were dipping paper in the water, the water gets onto the paper, and that increases the surface area for evaporation and more water molecules will enter the atmosphere, you were also putting a bit of energy into the system by dipping it up and down, moving the water molecules in the cup, increasing their kinetic energy, and aiding the process of evaporation, which will ultimately empty the cup of water, ergo, making the water cup more dry. Technically speaking, you were correct in your answer. Your teacher sucks for not taking advantage in this very "teachable moment". Or maybe your teacher needed more coffee.
slitherasssnape 11
Wish i had said that instead
morghandi 21
Demonstrating capillary action
jachthedoge 4
Lmafo
slitherasssnape 11
I also got in trouble today in the same class for checking FML...
WillMM76 12
That's a great answer!
SilverMyth 4
Science class, eh? You could have said that you were observing capillary action.