Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
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Up24Hrs 0
Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...
shattap 0
i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.
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Comments (84)
UncleverName_FYL 0
#33 even if OP meant real life there’s also strip clubs. So OP has no real excuse, and yes I assume OP is of age if the teacher could bring in a nude model to pose for the class.
VictimOfTheft 0
Google some ****. Right now.
SheilitaR 0
I thought that this site was to be funny and not mean spirited... That woman is a person, too...
wallythedolly 0
How old are you?
myexsucks 0
Why does everyone assume the OP hasn't seen a naked person in a movie or in **** or something? For all we know, this is just the first time the OP saw someone naked IN PERSON or in REAL LIFE....
skierguy 0
I don't believe you. Have you never been to a swimming pool change room?
UncleverName_FYL 0
@#39 and 40 even if he meant real life then theres also strip clubs, OP really has no excuss. And yes i assume OP is of age if the art teacher was allowed to bring in a nude model in to pose for them.
Sanrio90 8
Uh, people, I think he means REAL LIFE. Movies and **** don't exactly count as seeing an actual naked body in real life, which is most likely what he's referring to.
BaldOuting 0
get out there and get some ass!
x_Liz_x 0
I'm sick of everyone telling her to either go watch **** or get go laid. Do you not have any respect for her or anyone else? And I can guarantee that she's not going to go to a damn strip club!!