Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML
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Up24Hrs 0
Scary... It wasn't Rosie O'Donnell was it? Considering she can't do much else anymore...
shattap 0
i'm sick of these "this was the only time i [something] for [period of time]" fmls. seriously, get over it.
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Comments (84)
ddrluna 2
You shouldn't have to 'realize' something about yourself. You should already know. That aside, quit bitching and do something about it.
Fisshie 0
Hahah your a loser. But artists are crazy! I know, because I am one. At least it was a girl, I mean if your a guy. If not, heh.
mandadanyele 0
STRIP CLUB BABBYY.
idreamofpeace 0
I agree with #4, really. Jeez.
Eresbel 0
Maybe people don't want to get naked with you because they know you're a judgmental prick.
gvschmidt94 0
Watch ****? Woo! That or get a boy/girlfriend. Sorry but YDI
BitterJaded 0
I agree with #4. FML posts are tuning into such shallow pity-fests. "I haven't had sex in almost 2 months. FML" I'm not even going to exert the effort to play the worlds tiniest violin for you.
blargity 0
#8 you sound like more of a pathetically judgmental loser than this "virgin" times over 9,000 or maybe infinity i agree with #15 D: and you should try to find some pron too
Synnie 0
#17 What I do now adays is the mock tear. *runs finger down her eyes and pretends to flick*
PureGold 0
I really don't find this to be an FML. What if you're like, 15? And #8, who says virgins are pathetic losers? Do you have sex because you think it makes you a cooler person? Or all your friends are doing it? Grow up.