Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, my 5-year-old told me that she'd learnt about gravity, then asked, “So when you fall down, is it because the Earth punched you?” I said yes, along with a giggle. Later at the supermarket, she tripped and screamed, “THE EARTH HIT ME AGAIN!” I was then reminded of high school when it felt like everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
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Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
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plethora 3
Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk. Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.
ballerphilip23 0
gravity is freakin' physics, not math! what the hell is that teacher doin? lol if "gravity" pulled you down so hard the desk broke, let's hope you didnt go all the way to the centre of the earth :D
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fatfaceunited 0
I don't understand why the teacher needed you to get on the desk. He/She could have effectively demonstrated gravity by dropping a pencil on the, or throwing one of the ugly students out the window.
CallYouDejaVu 0
you were learning about gravity in math? cause i never had, and im a sophomore in HS.....hmmm...?
dearjennyanyway 0
hah, dyng? seroiusly. number ten. you lose.
jbeat 0
What makes you so sure the OP is fat? Why would the teacher ask a morbidly obese student to stand on a desk, that's just asking for trouble. If you are fat, it's your teachers fault for asking you to stand on your desk. I can't see how out of everyone in the class the teacher would pick a heavy person over a light one to stand on a desk, though.
Mauskau 36
to demonstrate gravity, duh
pinkducttape 0
#4 who do you blame for not being able to spell fault? public schools generally dont receive loads of funding - mainly have cheap desks - so most likely the desks wouldnt have held anyone's weight. at least i know at my old school those desks wouldnt have held anyone's weight.
Devwright 0
haha way to be fat
ZebraheadMoFo 0
Gravity in maths??? isn't gravity in physics?
Shotta 3
What had me laughing was when you said **** gravity at the end.
GabriLee 0
#24: That's still Physics. Half credit for trying. :D Physics sucks. OP: Your teacher sounds like she sucks. I had a teacher like that once. You totally walked into that one. Did you not realize that the desk was suckish?
bellwether 0
YDI for being fat.
Mace2040 1
shut up u little fucknut ur probly an ugly bitch with nothing better to do then make fun of someone online? again who the **** said they had to be fat