Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, my 5-year-old told me that she'd learnt about gravity, then asked, “So when you fall down, is it because the Earth punched you?” I said yes, along with a giggle. Later at the supermarket, she tripped and screamed, “THE EARTH HIT ME AGAIN!” I was then reminded of high school when it felt like everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
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plethora 3
Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk. Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.
ballerphilip23 0
gravity is freakin' physics, not math! what the hell is that teacher doin? lol if "gravity" pulled you down so hard the desk broke, let's hope you didnt go all the way to the centre of the earth :D
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hollister7304 0
Your math class must be really stupid if you all need a demonstration of gravity.
peace_steph 0
wow. this got a lot of comments.
susanavieira 0
the chair broke because of the reaction to the normal force. not "gravity". and i'd be ashamed of having this kind of "math" teacher. go learn something for real.
fckyourlife 0
Why are you learning about gravity in math class? fckyourlife
kelther 0
#69, gravity creates a pulling force downward, and the atoms in the desk have to push up to keep him/her from falling through (this is the normal force) so usually gravity is equal but opposite the normal force in cases like this. however, since force of gravity is proportional to the mass of the object (the OP) and this mass is particularly large, the atoms experienced an epic fail.
maybeis 3
re: physics lessons "f=ma, blah blah blah, she must be heavy..." In my opinion, old desk. You do know that people that are in shape can weigh more then the 'recommended mass' of people at certain ages. I definitely am. I'm a hardcore athlete, but I weigh 200lbs and i'm 5'10". I don't LOOK 200lbs. But muscles weigh more then fat^_-. When people hear that I weigh 200lbs they go into shock "omg...no, you barely look 170lbs"
grazynaanka 0
Wait...why are you studying that in math. I never studied that in math ever. You can be heavy and not be fat people. Pretty sure if a guy like Brock Lesnar or Frank Mir stood on that desk they'd break it.
AntiChrist7 0
the strong nuclear forces in the atoms of the desk should counter the effect of gravity. if not, you create to much gravity. or in a way you can understand= lose some weight fat bastard
Some___Guy 0
It's just a theory.
Tsukasa_fml 0
If they were fat enough to break a desk the teacher wouldn't have chosen them. It had to be a faulty desk. Also, I agree. **** gravity. I wanna fly. D: