Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
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yeahrenee 0
happened to me at a pool party. this girl pushed me in with all my clothes on and everyone thought it was the funniest thing ever. later i pushed her in with her bathing suit on and she fell and cut up the whole back of her leg and needed to wrap it
nobody_special 0
that sucks. next time, stick with the whoopie cushions!
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Comments (106)
ethanmonroe 0
Treat others as you would like to be treated. The bastard got what he deserved. If he thinks it's funny to do it to you, you should be allowed to do it to him, whatever the consequences may be. Nice move on your part.
Da_Gov 0
That dude deserved it though even if he was the star of the basket ball team and broke his arm, I would've laughed a little
discosoup 0
I agree with #69.
protooler31 0
if he broke his arm that easily he's probably on 'roids and that's why he's the star of the team.
SoFaded80 0
lol i got suspended for pulling a chair out from under a kid best 5 day weekend of my life :D
BrEnNo1023 5
exactly right. if you can't take it, DON'T dish it. they should have laughed TWICE as hard at your stupid celebrifriend. Society likes to laugh at those who they feel are less important to them. everybody likes a celebrity. Stupid primitive *****.
Romaine_fml 0
He completely deserves it :)
zelly05 0
wat kind of basketball player is he??? juz fallin coz they pulled d chair and he breaks his arm?? o.O he'll be covered in casts from playing basketball if he gets hurt that easily
caomei 0
u know what? he deserves it
KASHMIR_fml 0
it does suck but he totally deserved it. I wudnt have done te same thing I'd just beat his ass for doin something like that in the first place