Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
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Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
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sharkgirl4 23
You must have looked like an ass
chinaski7628 32
No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.
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Comments (75)
catmint 13
The kid probably just thinks you're that little bit cooler now. Plus at least somebody laughed at his joke.
HotShot313 15
Earth needs more teachers like you.
Enslaved 38
Me too. My one teacher hated when the class cracked up while she taught about "Idaho". How could we help to not laugh when she mentioned that state?
be_cre8tive2030 13
have them watch an episode of big bang theory
whatz_going_on 24
Why? As punishment for not laughing at the joke? Torturing the students is a bit too extreme imo.
Journiexo 18
Big Bang Theory is awesome though...
Murfeman 5
The only thing hilarious about The Big Bang Theory is that people like it
tmd4L 7
At least you're enjoying your job.
martin8337 36
The person that named the planet Uranus must have had a twisted sense of humor.
23lf 16
They weren't even speaking modern English when they named it....
chinaski7628 32
Uranus, like most planets, was named for a character from Greek/Roman mythology. Uranus was the Sky Lord who mated with Gaia (Earth) and fathered Saturn. Saturn was father to Jupiter (Zeus in Greek myth), Neptune, and Pluto. Notice a pattern in the naming?
worldclassrager 41
Don't worth about it...everyone has made fun of that planet sometime before
zdane 9
It's ok op, I would probably laugh at Uranus too
keiNan_fml 35
wish i had that kinda teacher
kate1408 8
Lol