Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
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sharkgirl4 23
You must have looked like an ass
chinaski7628 32
No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.
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Comments (75)
RogueWarrior869 23
Try not to stress on it. If something is really funny, it is hard not to laugh.
gargoyle666 5
"Uranus" will never stop being funny, don't worry about it. My astronomy teacher insisted on pronouncing it "oo-RAH-noss" which only served to draw attention to it.
RedPillSucks 33
uRANus would have been better
RedPillSucks 33
Idaho? Idaho?! You da ho!
Ltsdragons 19
At least we have potatoes :P When you live in the state, it gets kind of hard to laugh at it when it's mentioned
sydstoomuch 19
Cool teacher's cool
Noelletakumi 36
It's funny because here in Idaho nobody gives a shit about the joke anymore since it is so overused.
blondebutterfly8 5
please woman, if it was funny laugh! who cares. it probably cheered some kids up anyway.
Alchemist_21 26
I want to know what the joke was.
doodlecloud 27
I feel more sorry for the other students. F their lives if they don't find it funny. If you've studied and taught astronomy and STILL find it funny then that's just proof that it never stops being funny and they're just lame. Stay awesome OP!
annie917 15
At least you're not like all of the other anal teachers out there.