Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my son's friend's dad, demanding I pick him up immediately. When I arrived, he marched me into the house and pointed at an Xbox controller lodged in the wall, informing me I'd be receiving the bill for drywall repair. FML
Today, I refused to play with my brother because he always breaks my stuff. Mom brought him into my room to force us to play together. He tripped and spilled coke on my Xbox, which smoked then died. Mom just backed out of the room with him slowly, like, "I see what you mean, we'll leave you alone now." I hate him so much. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, I finally got my son to go for a run. He broke his neck 4 months ago and has been playing video games the entire time. I was a competitive runner once and run everyday. He kicked my ass, 21 minutes for the first 5k and he sped up. He was back playing video games when I finally got home. I think I lost a lung on the trails. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
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Top comments
paprikacha 9
...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-
marinus_fml 20
My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.
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Comments (390)
RandOmPhyXiO 5
no futer is rite hes a stupied ass
wackysam712 0
what do u expect from doing that haha
Owndapwn 0
you shouldn't break his shit. and kids play video games mostly to get away their parents who throw their shit out of a window.
bassplayer27 0
op you're a bitch
crazyaces89 7
yep...he's addicted...I think that's actually a good thing you did...although prolly should've shut the window after throwing the controller
Evy359 0
You're retarded. I blame you. Don't ******* sit there and complain that your son plays too much Xbox. Who raised him? YOU! If the possibility of him being a young teen, then you are even more to blame, because you bought him the Xbox. Instead of sitting down and talking to your own child about these issues, you responded by reckless behavior of throwing something valuable out the window. I'm 18 years old and I'm giving you a life lesson. How does it feel?
Johnson925 2
your a f*ckin idiot!!!!! grow up and get a life!!!!!!
portablecupid 3
There's nothing wrong with gaming in moderation, and I assume you understand this if you willingly bought him an Xbox, so throwing it out the window was a dick move. However, if he's stupid enough to jump out a window after a gaming console, that has nothing to do with bad parenting. That's just Darwin's theory in motion.
AnotherRandomPer 0
HOW DARE YOU!!!! SEPERATING A BOY FROM HIS COD? YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!!
Icedogs133 0
no he forgot to put on his perk light weight pro
kemando 22
your fault, never separate a man from his controller, its a phase, xbox gets boring after a while.