Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from my son's friend's dad, demanding I pick him up immediately. When I arrived, he marched me into the house and pointed at an Xbox controller lodged in the wall, informing me I'd be receiving the bill for drywall repair. FML
Today, I refused to play with my brother because he always breaks my stuff. Mom brought him into my room to force us to play together. He tripped and spilled coke on my Xbox, which smoked then died. Mom just backed out of the room with him slowly, like, "I see what you mean, we'll leave you alone now." I hate him so much. FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, I finally got my son to go for a run. He broke his neck 4 months ago and has been playing video games the entire time. I was a competitive runner once and run everyday. He kicked my ass, 21 minutes for the first 5k and he sped up. He was back playing video games when I finally got home. I think I lost a lung on the trails. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
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Top comments
paprikacha 9
...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-
marinus_fml 20
My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.
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Comments (390)
What_Exactly 0
i've actually jumped out of a two story window before.... but I was smart enough to land in a pool...not the ground.
nrelavender 10
WTF? how old is he?
powermad80 2
I'm going to sympathize here with OP, some kids are just plain morons with rocks for brains that just won't learn or do anything for themselves. I knew a few back in seventh grade. You can tell them from the regular kids by seeing them get yelled at a lot and grin or laugh during or after the verbal beating.
megow05 0
I wish I could do this to my boyfriend.
HPsauce 0
hey I would do that....controllers are expensive like 60 bucks. some of us don't get money for chores
sohaileminem16 0
Why Call of Duty? Battlefield is way better than cod seriously it has frigging destruction(i sound like a nerd lol) way bigger maps,it's a team based game unlike that solo shit in cod, vehicule including choppers,atv etc. plus Battlefield 3 graphic gave me a boner!
WHOMEX 0
no life
katie_bear08 0
I feel as if you should be thrown out the window for that. what if he was on an awesome kill streak or something. smh.
JTY001 3
I bet that he was more pissed that he lost the game than anything else
inuyasha1618 7
he has three broken ribs; theres not that much he can do