Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit randy, so when my boyfriend got home, I jumped on him and gave him a proper deep-tongue kiss. I noticed he tasted a bit weird, so I asked him when he last brushed his teeth. His answer: the day we had dinner with his mother. That was two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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sarah2144 14
But Chinese food is ******* delicious, so.
HyunnK 18
I don't see a problem here..
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Comments (48)
Jinxsie 27
Maybe he was at a loss for words and said the first thing he shouldn't say. You could always brush your teeth next time but Chinese food is yummy so...
sparxva 12
Had you just eaten Chinese food? That sort of context would be very helpful when writing these sorts of stories... Just saying.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Why is that bad?
lazrguideddonut 3
I think thats cute. After I had a chocolate milkshake I kissed my girlfriend as I was leaving her and she said i tasted like chocolate. I diddnt take any offense, i just playfully asked her if she had a problem. Sometimes you just have to take things as they are and understand that how you picture things to happen is not always how they will happen in reality.
someguyhere 12
Omg, I just love sexy talk!
RAndEM 9
Chinese food is good. Though I never tasted it, but I know it's good.
thatoneguy172 3
That's a good thing, he will want more in 20 minutes.
maharb01 17
wash the Chinese food down with a piece of bacon next time and he'll likely immediately try to relocate to the bedroom!. . .or maybe he'll just go for it right there!
Witchylady 18
You should have brushed your teeth first.
hoopfrog 14
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