Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a tutoring center, one of the tutors looked at my worksheet and laughed. She then showed all the other tutors my mistakes and they laughed along with her. The best part? They all speak Chinese and they think I can't understand them. I'm Chinese. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML
Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
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theunwiseone 4
I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Italiae 7
No wonder she teaches algebra...
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haileymarie18 0
why was your Chinese teacher in your algebra class?
Random1Here 0
Your a dumbass they both share similar characters. You didn't pull one over on anyone.
rorytlocke 1
Retards they are the same characters just different meanings.
bjnono001 20
Uh. I guess if you were writing Kanji, then she could interpret it as Chinese...
DrewFluIngle 10
Meow
JinxQuinn 1
Why was your Chinese teacher in algebra?
shinshoku13 19
Actually the japanese took the chinese characters and they mean the same thing so if you write something in chinese, the japanese can read it, of course it is read in their respect language but its all the same, the japanese did eventually get there own calligraphy but since your teacher said it was chinese, im taking the chance and assuming it was the copied calligraphy :3
will2296 6
In china, there is a form of Chinese called simplified Chinese, and it uses the same symbols as in Japanese..
Janawa 22
Ummm, u were in algebra, but ur Chinese teacher was there?
drayloon 50
uh. kanji in japanese is the same script as chinese. i know both.