Anonymous
United States
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Animeislyfe
Stockbridge, United States
Offroading
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Anonymous
High Point, United States
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
father of the year
United States
Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
drivingmecrazy
Stamford, United States
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Don't know, don't care
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Hey lady!
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Top comments
Lurulu 16
Ironic, but still- you were the one still checking your phone. Next time just put it in "Do Not Disturb" mode.
Brandi_Faith 34
YDI. You shouldn't have looked at the text in the first place! Get a Bluetooth and use it for calls to be safe. On some phones you can even make texts and have it read you new texts. But in no situation is it ok to look at your phone or read texts while you're driving! If you can't use a Bluetooth then pull over to touch your phone. Better safe than sorry.
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Comments (145)
LouisvilleLuke 10
B is for Bullshit
TheHarvardian 25
I agree with the people who are saying it's ironic. It is ironic, but you shouldn't have bothered to check the phone, so it's all on you.
Swagato_Uzumaki 5
Oh the irony
therealballer21 8
******* IDIOT
robonate 5
ummmm
LaLaVee13 6
How about ignore your phone while driving.
Cemetery87 10
you checked the message thus causing you to wreck your car. its not your moms fault - its yours. feel lucky you aren't dead.
gingerguy47 1
THE IRONY!!!!!
jefrey 9
And you finish your replay. to your mom before the crash?
AnonPotato 16
You really deserved it.