Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Offroading
Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Don't know, don't care
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Hey lady!
Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
Top comments
Lurulu 16
Ironic, but still- you were the one still checking your phone. Next time just put it in "Do Not Disturb" mode.
Brandi_Faith 34
YDI. You shouldn't have looked at the text in the first place! Get a Bluetooth and use it for calls to be safe. On some phones you can even make texts and have it read you new texts. But in no situation is it ok to look at your phone or read texts while you're driving! If you can't use a Bluetooth then pull over to touch your phone. Better safe than sorry.
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Comments (145)
Ltsdragons 19
That's a big YDI you didn't have to check your phone in the middle of a friggin road
Evil20071 20
FYL because I know the struggle of having a mom who texts you knowing you're driving. YDI for checking it whilst moving.
JoshMohawk 11
So it was an act of spite?
Daniel589 7
You the only one to blame OP for checking your phone while driving..
Cookiee04 15
why'd you check it while you were driving?
alexs813 2
Well you were the one who checked the text in the first place sooooooo.... it's your fault.
FMLGUY254 1
Dumbass.
ndnpride88 25
You should've have just listened lol
iwadasn 33
You don't have to check your phone the instant someone texts you. YDI for not waiting until you were stopped to read the text.
GamerG0DDESS 29
I love how you blame your mother for your own mistake. You didn't have to look at the text or you could have pulled over before reading the message. Own up to your mistakes, learn from this and don't do it again. I'm just glad you didn't kill anyone or yourself for that matter.