Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
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Diligent17 4
O_O "Here lies the new male intern. He died from the horrific image because of the advances of the elderly. May his eyes rest in peace" -_-
henri_fml 0
did you claw out your eyeballs?
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Comments (85)
ithedarkknight 0
i hope you didnt refuse the offer... lol lets be serious whens the next time your going to get laid... exactly XD! HAHAHA!
Rydizzle 0
you had to dry her hair on her head? or her bush? thats nasty!
boone_fml 0
Welcome to nursing. Get used to it.
epicfail13337 4
She wanted you!! Nicee... you should be grossed out but feel attractive!
bananabob 0
its a part of the job. you should get used to it. its not that gross cause every one is going to be old too someday. its a part of life ):
lifefromabove 0
welcome to healthcare.
BellaBabexX 0
wow that's one horny old lady
cheenie 0
I lol'd at the location. Not being racist, but Germany is always full of surprises.
jjcooper 0
nightmares
buckin_fitches 0
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