anonymous
United States
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
So close
Today, not only did my ex-wife take everything in our divorce, my most recent lottery ticket was off by only one number, I would have won millions and she wouldn’t have been entitled to a penny. Oh well, back to sleeping in my caravan, which is all I have left. FML
LD619
United States
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
kerensa
Mornington, Australia
Chill, lady
Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
D-Man
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
notsolucky
Stamford, United States
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Dumbass
Idiot tax
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
whereismyring
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Sudokori
A Dog's Love = Priceless
Today, I bought a lottery ticket. Two hours ago, I found out that the ticket was worth $100. Five minutes ago, I found my dog eating it. FML
Top comments
SeasonedLemur 5
Shiiiiiit! ****! that's literally THE worst fml I've ever read! if this fmls genuine I'm really really sorry for you mate! If I was in your shoes I'd probably shoot myself! But don't! I'd suggest pretending to have left something at her place, go round and rob the bitch!! Good luck fella.
james_aka_frosty 3
even with the correction it doesn't make sense
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Comments (91)
MerNoEngrush 0
was it the $8 winnings or the big $1 milllion? because if it was $8 who gives a ****.
sheethapins 13
Your ex = Win. Literally.
imOaks 3
Silly Mississippians.
KagiKayla 0
Haha INSTANT KARMA!!!
lies_ah 3
how much???
Bofferding_fml 6
legally the money belongs to the person who has the ticket at the moment the winner is announced, not the one who bought it. so bad luck for you
TurnpikeTwister 0
fuct
tjsomethin 9
She's obviously going to spend it on male prostitutes that are way better at sex than you are.
kasey3591 3
hell hath no furry like that of a woman's scorn :)
massacreman3000 1
you bought it, get it back