Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear 'original' jokes about women drivers from now on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
Today, after arguing with my husband over who needed the car more, I thought he clearly won. As the loser, I spent the day walking everywhere. Later, I learned that he thought I'd won and left the car in our apartment parking garage for me while he took the bus to work. FML
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got into a pretty heated argument with my boss. On my way out the door I told him he would be lucky if I came back to work. Unfortunately, I left the interior light on in my truck and it drained the battery. I had to go back in and ask for a jump. FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
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Top comments
WhiteCrimson 23
I have to agree that it depends on the driver and not the sex of the driver. I work with an lady every day. Were paramedics. I trust her with my life when it comes to responding to calls.
obnum 19
I think it really depends on the driver. Honestly, when my mom used to drive me to school she was a monster. xD
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Comments (30)
rich443 22
and they say can't drive
effiestonem154 11
Let the sexist comments begin... (and sorry OP)
UnluckyGenius 21
Check that your mirrors are properly adjusted, hands at 10 and 2. Please drive safely
Cheeley 17
Not you because you can take that to to your boss as harassment right?
darwinism 30
Well, at least you went out with a bang!
mangoboy1 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Men are more skilled drivers but women are safer, more cautious drivers.
obnum 19
I think it really depends on the driver. Honestly, when my mom used to drive me to school she was a monster. xD
SWC_Penguin 17
So the more skilled you become the more dangerous you are? That seems...odd.
mangoboy1 19
Statistics show that per 1000 miles woman get in accidents more often but they're small little accidents. Men get in accidents less often but when they do they're big accidents often caused by dangerous fast driving. Of course it varies driver to driver but generally this is how it goes. Also, there is something about boys traditionally being raised playing sports and videogames and other things that increase spatial awareness more than the way girls traditionally are raised.
doodlecloud 27
I can't tell if this was supposed to be a joke or not....I fear not...
ManInTheMachine 20
What.
kim_larsa 5
Tell him a man was driving your car.
kpc2424 13
Karma???