Today, after arguing with my husband over who needed the car more, I thought he clearly won. As the loser, I spent the day walking everywhere. Later, I learned that he thought I'd won and left the car in our apartment parking garage for me while he took the bus to work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear 'original' jokes about women drivers from now on. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up, and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse, and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
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Top comments
Chemystery 0
Sucks about the miscommunication but very sweet how considerate you are of each other.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Lol well looks like neither of you won in this case. At least both of you are capable of accepting when you think you're in the wrong. Maybe you guys should set up a schedule for using the car.
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Comments (23)
gobiteme2 34
Looks like a zero sum game for you both
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Clearly, you two need to clean to communicate better.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Learn
WD_Stevens 22
And that, kids, is irony.
Diamond_don 18
Hats true love
InfiniteSunshine 32
Lol well looks like neither of you won in this case. At least both of you are capable of accepting when you think you're in the wrong. Maybe you guys should set up a schedule for using the car.
Chemystery 0
Sucks about the miscommunication but very sweet how considerate you are of each other.
RichardPencil 32
The environment won one for a change!
theextractor93 10
So neither of you really NEEDED the car! Food for thought.
mcruff 12
This is so sweet and submissive
secretmisery05 25
This is actually the cutest FML ever. It may seem frustrating at first, but it's the kind you look back on years later and smile at bc it's clear you two love each other and I think that makes it a win for both.
izzajaneful 24
Except that you'd think the conversation would end with some sort of clear statement from one or both about who was taking the car. That it didn't sounds like anger fueled miscommunication, guilt, and maybe passive aggressiveness. Not so cute.
Solano2580 24
You only say that because it's a gay couple doing it.
redblips 13
You two are going places! Perhaps not in the car, but it sounds like a marriage built to last! Best of luck to you as well and your future transportation misadventures!