Today, I won 10,555 dollars on scratch cards! My sister got me to do a happy dance and filmed it. The video is on facebook and the tickets were fake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident he'll win every time. FML
Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML
Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML
Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML
Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML
Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
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AngelRaven89 0
I think that is so cruel to do to a person...
Brooklynxman 0
3 easy steps to solving the problem Kill her. Hack her facebook. Remove it. Step 4-Bonus step: Get $10,000 from her will.
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Comments (65)
samual 0
link?
Elendil_fml 10
I've seen fake scratch offs before and always wondered if they'd work on someone. I guess I have my answer now...
shamille 5
but they're so obviously fake. what kind of random-ass winnings amount is $10,555. grr
dacho 7
Oh no!! Just not the facebook OH GOSH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!?!? TT_TT
Pmm368 5
YDI, you should have checked the back of the tickets...there is usually something on the back telling you if it's fake.
greeneye_fml 12
I feel really bad for you, but with all the prank vids on this out there there's a lot of reason to check the ticket to see if its fake. Its what I do and have avoided some potentially embarassing moments that way.
SlapThatBitch 0
Put the video on Youtube or it didn't happen.
cmac86 24
that is so cruel. but then again you should have known it was fake. what an odd number. I've never heard of a card with that specific of an amount on it, so I would have immeadiately been suspicious and thought it was fake.
JohnnyAppleseed 0
YDI for not knowing if it was a fake ticket or not. They're fairly easy to spot.
Glam_fml 0
Haha. My class did that to our 8th grade teacher, minus the facebook part. That poor woman ended up in the psych ward because of us.
zee209 0
YDI. I've seen those before. It's easy to tell the difference between a real one and a fake one.