Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, after being woken up with the intense urge to go to the bathroom, and having gone to the bathroom three times in the last hour, I finally realized I took two laxatives instead of two Midol. My ass is on fire. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
Today, I'd finally had enough of feeling awful and went to urgent care. As it turns out, the reason my throat was sore was because I have a sinus infection. The doctor explained my nose is producing pus, and that's what I'm swallowing and coughing up. Yuck. I also have pink eye on top of that. FML
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24788 7
Wow, you really need to pay more attention to what you're taking next time. You can **** up your system.
freddie_fml 0
Good thing you don't keep cyanide in your medicine cabinet, eh? Reading labels helps.
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Comments (94)
darkmis1 18
u have to go to the doctors-the swine flu symptoms r the same as the normal flu symptoms and u can only find out if it's swine flu by a blood test-a doctor can't advise u to draw and test ur own blood. OP: u need to go to the doctors-call in first so if they're really worried, they can make sure no1 else there gets it. But seriously-read the label before u take w/e it is.
dearjennyanyway 0
Ah ****, swine, bird, and human flu all in one? We're all going to turn into Zombies. >.
Tehalon 0
Don't listen to those people who say 'goto the docter, you might have swine flu'! Goto crowded area's and spread this fcker! We need a plague 2.0 to drop the numbers :D
joho104 0
first off its not swine flu, way to add to the hype jesus. but anyway not your fault if yore eeys were sowllen and you wouldnt really see than you must of just grapped the obbtle where the tylenol was last time. dont pretend like all o you asre so all high and might you owuld o odne the same thing
kdolcee09 0
that 09 swine...
yui567 0
wow thank god they were only laxatives huh? you could have taken something much worse without looking
bananaface7 0
GAH that sucks, maybe keep different medicines in different places? hope you feel better soon!
nazooer 11
Shut the **** its probably not swine flue, have you idiots ever heard of the C O M M O N C O L D ?
TheBigDawg 8
To paraphrase Homer Simpson, "Oh, why do I always wait to read the labels AFTER?" YDI.
itzbeex3 0
ouch, i feel really bad thats MAD saldy :/