Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
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hk_fml 9
Messed up. I dont think I'd buy my daughter a thong at sixteen. Awkward. D:
maddieguinn 0
my mom bought me a thong at 11
imnutsss 0
an 11 year old with ass floss?? ew...your mom should be ashamed of herself lol
kappaaa 12
WTF? A thong at 11? Were your pregnant at 13???
Snowstar 0
lulz
SelenaGomezOffic 0
I got a thong at 12
littlelia 22
I'm 13 and I got one... just because I had bought a dress that I needed one for it
taradeborde87 3
If you've truly never told your mom that you love her, then your relationship IS bad. I'm surprised you're that old and haven't realized that yet.
hiphopchick7 1
Lmao ass floss...win
aplexis 8
My mom buys me thongs a well as my dad. It shouldn't matter what age really. If you're wearing an outfit and it shows your panty lines the choices are: look stupid with panty lines, go commando, or buy a thong.
AlgodonDeDulce 2
Lace panties, seamless panties and boy short panties are all options to avoid pantie lines so why does everyone insist that it's either a thong or to go commando? And I remember that it was more embarrassing for the girls crouched down or bent down for what ever reason if their thongs showed more than panties, because if it was a thong people would line up just to see and laugh.
alice_in_mordor 21
How are lace panties better than a thong? Especially when we're talking about girls under the age of 16.
czm 0
you shouldn't put up with that shit
24788 7
She's probably trying to impress a guy.
meowmeowwkitty 0
prob! but what a cool mom u are!
JadeOmega 23
i would never get a thong to impress a guy. I just don't want underwear lines
Root123 0
Perhaps the OP's memory is incredibly terrible?
Ashley0911 8
Your cat looks like mine. :) I'm just saying...
suckerz 0
well do you say it to her??? and # 4: maybe she is a terrible mother what do you know???
paperfox_fml 0
#6 has a good point. Do you tell her that you love her? If so, FYL. If not, YDI.
Dopehead666 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Whatever! I remember when my mother bought me my first one (although I had some already through shoplifting-which lead to her buying me some). And I did not want and do not wear thongs or g-strings to impress anyone! I simply find them to be comfortable, cute, and less restricting. She probably said that to you because either A) she really was using you B) she appericates that you are open and willing to accept her preference of laungire. She also likely considers it another step of "growing-up". Not to mention there really is peer pressure about this! Of course the latter was actually my excuse to my mother regardless that it wasn't true in my case. I threatened to go camo if I couldn't wear thongs lol. =) Each to their own.
TheAlphabetMasta 0
How the hell do you find thongs comfortable?!? There like permanent wedgies!!!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Not at all, they really are comfortable, you just have to get the right brand
__FML_FML_FML__ 0
you are a dopehead. it's lingerie.
yadisingh 5
Thanks for the ******* novel.
megapeyt 17
It's commando not camo...
aidz1994 16
No one gives a shit? This isn't your FML, back off thief.
bazookajoey 27
I pray that you have a child just like yourself. Maybe then you'll realize how stupid you sound.
saraaa2552 15
What are you even saying
_lanaaa 0
Even as an adult, my mum still doesn't agree with me wearing a thong. Your daughter was probably just being appreciative.
paperfox_fml 0
I hope I never have a kid like #8.
Spongii101 12
I'll second that.
funnydufe111 0
same here
jsx12345 0
I 3rd that
minisquid 9
C-c-c-com- Actually, scratch that. I quadruple that.
Jimboom 12
I bet her boyfriend loves you too now. ;-)