Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for severe abdominal pain and nausea. I sat in the waiting room for six hours, just to be told, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Try taking Gravol and Tylenol and maybe lay off the fatty foods.” I feel like shit. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
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redbeater 5
aww shit.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.
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Comments (132)
evil_toad 0
what a load of shit
Ikz_Hustler 9
OMG... FYL thats shyt
angrynegro7 16
There's a saying: "It's better to feel like shit than to be full of shit". In your case, you're so full of it that you feel like it.
jamielap 0
my mom had that!
TexasDolly 0
Theres a limit to how much you SHOULD eat :p FYL
myndilou 3
I'm sorry that this has happened to u butt the way u put it was pretty funny....
Danny0D 5
same thing happened to me but with gas
tobabo101 0
omg I've had/have this problem !! it was funny though because my doctor actually said you're full of shit ... lol fl feel better , take some Movicol or normacol it does wonders :)
poohappens26 0
Fyl I know someone that happened too and omg I felt sooo bad for her.. She said it was very painful.
boo131 0
That happened to me in the middl of school I went home sick and then took a HUGE crap and I was all better but seriously FYL I know how bad it hurts I could barely walk