Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
Today, I woke up after taking a sleeping pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores, including paying bills, when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
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nancem 7
Lots of snuggies and sham wows
that1guyyy 12
Betty crocker's complete set is awesome!
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chuckcloninger 12
Lesson learned I hope? Good to know that you can just not open it and send it back. This way you will only be out the shipping fees. Could have been worse.
JesseAttack 21
I hope for you it's not Jenny's "Ahh" bra or whatever it's called. Or maybe NONO'S!
MaiaDaBomb 3
can't wait for the follow-up
WolfyPup64 13
Hope you order somthin nice
kayykayy34 10
I once bought 15 packs of pampers. I don't even have a kid.
Ans1103 2
Well what was it?
awesomekirby098 11
Well what was it?
tyrspencer 18
It's been 4 years. We all want to know what it was!
Brittanie Torres 11
I’d kinda wonder what I’d buy at a store like hat maybe a $270 table set or something
sharond23 10
good god. call,and cancel. they don't ship immediately. and they will tell you what you bought. you dont seem too bright.