Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
Today, I woke up after taking a sleeping pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores, including paying bills, when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
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nancem 7
Lots of snuggies and sham wows
that1guyyy 12
Betty crocker's complete set is awesome!
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KML92 6
Ha, my dad did this once. Ended up buying a lot of knives. Don't remember how many exactly. This was 5 years ago and he still has some that he's trying to get rid of.
fruitslut 11
You can call the credit card company and tell them you don't recognize the charges or call them and find out who the charge is to and cancel the order from the vendor.
sugarshane007 20
This is why you must resist the ghost of Billy Mays, no matter what he tells you to do while drunk. Hopefully you didn't just purchase anything horrible like clearly fake jewelry or a blow up doll.
DivineSunshine 1
Just call them back and cancel your order.
Ihatecupcakes17 0
Oh gosh. My mom did that when i was 8. I didnt know she was drunk and normally shes so frugal so i was shocked when she yelled at me to get the lhone so she could get some ugly fur coat
SNICKERZforKYLE 4
Anyone else wanna read the fml about what he bought like a followup
JoeGrant 12
Must have been several purchases of 19.95 plus shipping and handling! On the bright side, most of those products offer a money back guarantee within a certain amount of days. Search and see (once you get the product) what the details are!
AndrewSalty 4
Comment on her what it is. I'm curious...
katie887 2
U can cancel the order! Return it!
gwenlouisee 6
Hopefully in 5-7 business days you will let us know with another "FYL" what you received.