Late night shopping spree
Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML
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slantyshanty 7
. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!
fuzz97 23
You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.
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XxVulcanxX 0
i would like one! also I GOT 1st COMMENT WOO WOO WOO U KNO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
slantyshanty 7
. I made a drunk amazon purchase once. It was a cookie monster t-shirt. Best purchase of my life!
slantyshanty 7
Btw, I'll take that wolf howling at the moon shirt if you don't want it.
hopsinlove17 26
I'm sure amazon loves you(; maybe that's why they keep sending your free liquor with your tee shirts...
gc327072 31
That's not that bad at all. I know a girl whose friend purchased an '85 Ferrari.
Meettitan 14
You know how they have automatic logins with fingerprint scanners? Maybe you need a breathalyzer login system.
KMtheDrummer 6
Three Wolf Moon shirt? That shirt will change your life man...
mermaidcentaurs 9
48- You're 19. I don't think there's much to be proud of if you say you drink and don't go on the computer...
DomDomxoxo 16
70: She might live in Canada (legal drinking age: 18) or Europe (legal drinking age for beer: 16, strong alcohol: 18)
LiterOfCola 16
It's pretty normal to drink at 19 if there's access to alcohol no matter where you live... that being said she gets a thumb down for trying to sound cool
Grimmerie 31
72: Legal drinking age in Canada is either 18 or 19 depending on the province. In BC, where I'm from, it's 19, whereas in Alberta (our next-door neighbour) it's 18.
DomDomxoxo 16
89: thank you for clearing that up.
Meettitan 14
Also generally people can't get in trouble for buying alcohol for someone over 18 anyways. There's no charge called "Aiding in the delinquency of an adult". Just minors :D
emilyjgraham 34
72, if I'm not mistaken you're only allowed a beer at 16 with a meal. I may be wrong and you may be right, but I think that's the rule... :/
sens3sfailing 25
But she also smokes weed so she's not to fond of the law either. I highly doubt she has a medical marijuana license also before you say anything. She's a party girl who honestly has probably never done anything that would be worthy of most peoples respect
dbt88 15
92-There is aiding and abetting in a crime in general though.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I only have alcohol with a meal on occasion and I've been able to legally drink for 7 years. I don't see the point of drinking myself into a stupor every night/weekend. Silly things would happen... like unwanted Amazon purchases?
slantyshanty 7
What dose any of this have to do with my cookie monster T-shirt?! Lol.
cobaltss06 1
114- when you do illegal things (like smoking weed) you normally do know laws so the cops can't bs you with some charge. They like to tack on any and all charges that they can. Some charges that people I know have gotten aren't even related to the crime they did and legally they can't be charged with it but yet somehow the charges stuck. Just saying
cobaltss06 1
Stop ordering from amazon while you are drunk!! Lol those orders are a bitch to put together (if shipped in same box) oh yea I work at amazon. But on the other hand you are helping with my job security so how about ordering after only like two shots or beers please
navik23 6
Time to lock up the credit card.....
zuzupetalsYO 11
Unless it was a bigfoot t shirt. Then I'd say, drink up!
norotors 16
Maybe just sign out of amazon when your done
norotors 16
^*you're Can't believe I just did that.
fuzz97 23
You'd think you would have learned better after the second or third time.
galt 13
But they're drunk, so wouldn't it be difficult? Alcohol effects the brain.
fuzz97 23
That's why you take precautions to ensure that when you are drunk you don't do these things
ImaginaryFoe 1
There really aren't a lot of excuses for this. He should log out of his Amazon account before he starts drinking and make the password difficult to type. He could also set the account not to remember his payment information. Or he should just drink a little less. If you know alcohol affects you a certain way and you don't attempt to prevent it, you're asking for trouble.
zuzupetalsYO 11
Control your drinking OP. Problem solved. There is this organization called AA that's been around awhile...
AholeCop 11
Ask kassemg, that guy loves wolf shirts.
gleniatorixx 5
That's exactly who I thought of!
heygirlie777 21
This is a one-of-a-kind T-shirt! We'll start the bidding at $10! Can I get a $15?
Yourheadache 19
I'll give you a dollar....... Wait no... 50 cents..
NanillaVipples 2
*Unrelated* @12 I clicked your account because of your giant... eyes. I stayed because of your riveting story. That is all.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Wow the entire time I read her story I thought something really creepy was going to happen. For some reason I imagined it as the horrifying tale of why her eyes became so huge. What a plot twist.
wakkydude 3
What the actual **** those eyes
Meettitan 14
O.O
Axipiter 24
I will NEVER sleep again...
skoob1 12
I'll give you .99 to burn it. Slowly.
my2centsworth 15
So quit drinking if you can't handle your liquor. It's sad that you even need to be told that.
thiscrazything 1
It's sad that you let alcohol have that much control over your life.
OceanNut4 4
100% agree
DjeePee 25
If you can make drunken purchases four friggin' times a month, you have a serious problem. Grow up. Being drunk isn't cool.
McAninch35 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Drunk me disagrees
Unbweavable 17
Some people just don't need credit cards or liquor smh
stormchaser24 24
Time to disconnect the Internet when you drink.