Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
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RodzillaX 30
She seems very down to Earth.
Guy1009 15
Nothing to do now but clean up and tell your parents. Be glad she used dead snails and worms, not live ones.
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Comments (75)
PullUpOnAKid 7
savage asf ?
Witchylady 18
Do the same to her but make sure they are all still alive. Cockroaches are great little creepy crawlers to use.
diagnosed 15
so I have to be the voice of reason, how old is she? If she is over the age of 10 years old yes I do bring it up to your parents and inform them on the activities and what she's doing. However if she is under 10 I still say talk to your parents about it and in the nicest way possible. Bring her to your room and forced her to clean up her mess. And then very sweetly and nicely tell her if she does it again she'll have to keep on the look out cuz she'll never know when you'll get her back. I got a little bit of sibling rivalry in my life being the youngest. And I can understand her frustration and not being able to play with the phone. However that doesn't excuse her activities. This unfortunately is a sign of bad parenting in today's society. Kids that think its ok to get back at one another in the weirdest way possible. Whether that be putting something in one another's bed. Or whether it be some other cruel measure. In my case my brother used to spread vicious rumors about me around the school that we both went to. So no I'm not one for retaliation that never solves anything.
CogadhTallon 16
Tldr. Summary: I have a soapbox, check it out!
myshinynose 11
OP, you should make her an offer she can't refuse.
SpawnofAthena 16
Uhhhhhh nope!!!
DenBriZel 31
Holy crud sorry OP! hope you got the mess cleaned up with little as stench as possible!
saffy66 34
With kids you sometimes need to fight fire with fire. Make her a nice sandwich with her offerings. Little shit needs a sharp lesson. Don't let her eat it - stop her first. Just point out, retaliation can result in further retaliation. Plus she needs to learn the difference between wanting something that isn't your own, and being entitled to something.
NickACD 27
Punch her in her face so she can't use the front two teeth she got for Christmas.
gorgeous_vixen95 12
Wow...guess u should've let her play on your phone lol just kidding, but that's some serious revenge.
merryhappy1887 20
I hope you beat the crap out of her. That's what siblings are for.