Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, just like every workday for the last 6 months, the construction workers in my building made loud noises in the morning and woke me up almost 2 hours before I would otherwise have to get up. This will continue for one more year. I'm not a morning person, and I live in a protected historical building. FML
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
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kaprookie 3
Throw eggs at them, brick shaped eggs, made of brick.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP you should wake up at six and find somewhere to sit while hiding your paintball gun. Whenever they start yelling take out their happy sacks. Continue each morning. It's not like you will get any sleep either way.
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Comments (184)
BieberFever584_fml 0
7 is not bad! i have to get up at 5
bubo_fml 11
Deploy your building's fire hose & extinguish that shit!!
Okayitwasme 0
Get a mob of people to picket them
hobojo69 23
Get an air soft gun >:)
tjkrox 0
Oh waaa quit complaining
deathzeer 1
a brick well thrown works wonders in the effort of shutting people up.
cranker08 10
on the plus side no alarm clock needed it was probably on the fine print aha
abrownboy15 1
Why you complaining about a good deal? An apartment and free wake up calls, what's the problem? :P
JP26_fml 7
Three words: Human Alarm Clock
suckmysarcasm 10
Two words: attack dogs
perdix 31
You need to stand outside their windows at 11:30 pm screaming "Everybody Wang Chung tonight!"
Oritsuru 13
Actually, that sounds like a good plan. Though, perdix, I have a proposition for you. How about an all FMLer a capella group instead? You can decide who is in it though.
perdix 31
Sounds great, but I'd let anyone interested to sing in our group. I would like to be in charge of costumes, though. Some of us get to wear short shorts, others will be given kilts. Some will wear fezzes and jodhpurs, while others will wear traffic cones (one on the head and one on each breast) and grass skirts.
Oritsuru 13
Somehow, I'm reminded of a cross between the Bloodhound Gang and Moxy Fruvous, but, that might just be me.