notyoueallie
United States
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
United States
Praise the Lord
Today, at 7am on a Saturday, my next door neighbor set up a preacher guy with a mic and large speaker. It's 2pm, and I can still hear him screaming about Jesus through my foam insulated walls and $300 noise canceling headphones. I can't sleep, and I'm injured so I can't leave home. That's my Shabbat ruined! FML
Anonymous
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Noise Annoys
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
shadowsorel
Chicago, United States
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
tnh
United States
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
shadow1248
Stamford, United States
Make it stop
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
tireedddddd
United States
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
holycow
United States
Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
Anonymous
Lille, France
Lost in music
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Boom boom boom
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
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ladyluck82 9
I'm in Orlando and the only thing I hear blasting out my window are fireworks from Disney/Universal or British accents! lol
perdix 31
Why couldn't you Handel that?
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ladyluck82 9
Jesus....(no pun intended) what part of FL are you from OP? lol
mooimafish 0
why Hallelujah?! people are so crazy!
owneditup 0
this is why i keep rocks close to my window at all times, also i like to throw at the kid with the papers route. jk
marinus_fml 20
it could have been worse, you could have been woken up by your neighbor moaning for 30 minutes straight, after her hair got pulled out while blowing her boyfriend...
mooimafish 0
wow Hallelujah. I can just imagine that lol
Brownstranger19 0
^^^^your a wild dude.
DJSecret 0
6 is full of win right now haha
lolwtfwasthat 0
lol marinus
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
epic ^.^
MyNameIsTheBest 0
notice how 6's right forearm is bigger than the left he should start switching hands
DocBastard 40
I thought 6 had won until 38 trumped. Well played, sirs.
pepsie_fml 0
what a heavenly way to wake up. pun intended
Bees_fml 0
"If anyone blesses his neighbor loudly in the morning, it will be taken as a curse" (Proverbs 27:14).
Pastor_Rich 0
it's better than hearing highway to hell
Jokey007 3
ehhh... I would much rather wake up to highway to hell (or any other -good- music), than wake up to stupid christians praising their ohsomighty non-existant god.... but that just me :)
ChesterJester11 0
at least it wasn't screamo
mattman1994 0
HA 20, good one. Feel better about yourself now that you said that? When im not even here too! Win! Anyway at first I was thinking of "Hallelujah," that really slow classic song from the 80s I forgot who it's by. That wouldn't be as bad. Buy if it's a bunch if people screaming Hallelujah to the heavens for 30 minutes... yeah that could get just a little bit annoying
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
48 screamo is awesome
thisisLAUREN 0
wow that's ******* retarded. :l
nishant5456 0
Your like it wasn't Justin Bieber all night long, my neighbors had a party and they had that girl on ALL night. But really, get over it.
ncvolley123 8
46 highway to he'll is an amazing song!! ily, ACDC!!!!
Evafml123 0
my grandma blasts either hallelujah or some oprah thing every morning. she lives in Florida too. and has an apartment.
Arcran5 0
Lord be praised...
ryry67dude 0
i see what you did there 42
kfrizzle2 4
That's when you fight Hallelujah with your music. Unless it's Beiber. Then you best be jumping out of your apartment window.
lildrummerboy47 0
George Fredrick Handel FTW!!! And cause I have nothing better to do... Hallelujah x 10 For the lord God omnipotent reigneth. Hallelujah x 4 x3 And He shall reign for ever and ever. x 4 King Of Kings Forever. Forever Hallelujah, Hallelujah And Lord Of Lords Hallelujah, Hallelujah x 2 King of Kings and Lord of Lords And he shall reign for ever and ever. King of Kings And Lord Of Lords King Of Kings And Lord Of Lords Forever x 4 Hallelujah x 4 Haaa-leeee-luuu-jahhhhhhh!!
tifftaff14 0
aww :( i hate that song... how could anyone listen to it for half an hour
ugwmii 0
damn.
Hump_Zilla 0
wow you're right...#6's right forearm is noticeably bigger then his left
BurpusMe 0
I was coming in here to say the same thing!
lolwtfwasthat 0
it's cause god loves you..:)
ladyluck82 9
I'm in Orlando and the only thing I hear blasting out my window are fireworks from Disney/Universal or British accents! lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol, where are the British accents coming from..?
ladyluck82 9
16 - ralieghbruh, Orlando is full of people on holiday (vacation). Every other person is British. It's the UK's top destination. I've lived and worked in Orlando for 15 yrs and they outnumber us Americans. lol BTW...I know this sounds dumb but are you from NC?
pippymiskers 4
I would much rather hear the sound of Disney fireworks or Hallelujah instead of car horns and hilbillies yelling. I was born in Orlando! But I moved... ):
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol.. No, I'm not. Raleigh is actually my name.
JManHobbs 0
Hehe... I'm a Brit and I'll be arriving in Orlando in the next couple of days.
pippymiskers 4
Orlando is so much fun (:
icecream777 0
lmao go outside and sing with them
misfitSuperStar 0
I used to get woke up by the people in the apartment blaring Reba McEntire!! Nothing like some "Fancy" to piss you off!!! >:{
I_have_no_clue 0
39 made me lmao
Ludii_fml 0
LOL 39
chooch556 0
it was the angry black preacher from Tosh.0!
I_have_no_clue 0
The devil is a ****** LIE! I ain't scared, BIOTCH!!!!
IStabBabies 0
I like orange juice.
YouSuckLikeALot 0
Me toooo! :)
KatieSturgeon143 0
Don't we all ?
Blueknite47 0
yeah that would suck. notice how 6 right are is bigger then hes left...
rottentomatoes 7
so?.. don't get it, my neighbor's never said anything 'bout it.. they moved though
icecream777 0
atleast you didn't wake up outside on the floor and them singing right in your face
JillianDramatic 1
the paramore song?
Ludii_fml 0
Long live Paramoreee <3
crowbar87 0
or maybe the tenth avenue north song
macncheese007 0
or maybe the Jeff Buckley song
OwNowBrownCow 0
It's not originally buckley's song. It's Leonard Cohen's. And also the song is about having sex.