Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, just like every workday for the last 6 months, the construction workers in my building made loud noises in the morning and woke me up almost 2 hours before I would otherwise have to get up. This will continue for one more year. I'm not a morning person, and I live in a protected historical building. FML
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
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kaprookie 3
Throw eggs at them, brick shaped eggs, made of brick.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP you should wake up at six and find somewhere to sit while hiding your paintball gun. Whenever they start yelling take out their happy sacks. Continue each morning. It's not like you will get any sleep either way.
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Comments (184)
leadman1989 16
This is not good... what happens when the apocalypse starts? You won't wake up FYL!!!
patacus 14
invest in a paintball gun. or a shotgun. your choice.
laclustervideo 2
7 Am isn't that early but u should try to report them or shoot them with something like frozen paintballs I bet they stop after that
imagineapc 11
I vote for balloons filled with cold gravy, or cinnamon-roll icing. Both sticky, both explody, and fun to watch without causing too much damage.
Oritsuru 13
We could always top it and go with bird guts instead. And we can top that one as well. And so on.
Ressamies 6
so in 3 months you havent thought about going to them and yelling "STFU! IM TRYING TO SLEEP DAMNIT!!"?
KayleeXLoVe21 0
Yeahhh well i thought itt was funny:P lol
mgrubby 4
Two words: Pellet Gun! 'Nuf Said!!!
pip74205 9
Get a paintball gun. Preferably one with auto-fire. Next time they go screaming, fire away.
blacksswan 10
If your sleep is really all that precious contact the landlord or the police.
NEEPLES 7
Op. Meet my friend. M16.
bizarre_ftw 22
Interesting company you keep
Oritsuru 13
Honey Badger launcher. Though, that'd probably be worse for the operator of said launcher.