Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
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barricadebabe 15
And it never occurred to you to try the doors?
CaiDog 20
It never occured to you to step outside...?
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Comments (73)
oceaneyes213 21
You should totally do the flaming dog crap prank to him. Or put plastic wrap on his entire car. Haha.
elcee1987 18
Amateur.
merryhappy1887 20
He won.
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
I guess you've been snOWNED!
Muttley9 13
I admire all the freaking work it took in the cold to do that to you... and never enter a prank war no more :)
Tgo19053 15
No offensive, but this doesn't really seem like it was taking a prank war too far..
worldclassrager 41
Classic....always a great prank..,
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Then your neighbor is winning.
littlekellilee 45
If you have a two story house, you could have looked out the windows on the top floor.
ZebraPower 9
Plastic wrap the doors and duck tape em so they will be forced to climb out of a window. Second story if available ;)
elcee1987 18
Or board them up so he can't just use an exacto knife to get out.
dreadbeat69 12
2 hours? It takes 2 minutes to look up your local weather...