Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on eBay. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
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Boldmongoose 0
wii:140$ Mario cart:50$ wheel controller:30$ medical bills:120$ winning first place:priceless the IOU card, get it today!
Canadiansoldier 0
haha, little to excited
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Comments (117)
megashroom 6
Why the **** would you be gay?
sundog 0
hey fatso bust a move... hahaha... you have got to be so out of shape it isn't funny. time to put down the wii and get some exercise.
awesome576 0
hahahahahahahaha damn that's 2 funny hahahahahahaha lol :P
kelleyb323 0
the wii even reminds you every 20 minutes to take a break
McMarlin 4
If this isn't a YDI, then I don't know what is. Calm the hell down, it's only a video game.
TMWhisp 22
Hey. Video games are life.
soccerlover1234 0
hahahahahhahahah
gazelle_fml 0
hahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha SORRY BUT hahahahahahahahahahHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah my little bro did that once but then realized that he and my other little brother picked the same characters he started freaking out because it wasn't his character that one. oh the game wa Mario kart btw:)
cathyran25 0
as funny as this is it's not really am fml it'd mote if a mlia
kiwichris 0
Yep FYL. Because you couldn't come first on a 'racing simluation'...
Skye_Flyer 0
YDI for buying a nintendo product