Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on eBay. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
Today, I finally finished a gruelling shift at the hospital. I hadn't slept in over 30 hours, so I was happy to get out. I was quickly rushed back in after I collapsed in the parking lot and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I was at work and got chest pains and a headache so bad, I vomited. My supervisor took my blood pressure twice and it was dangerously high both times. I went to the hospital, and after 3 hours of waiting, I got the most expensive lecture ever on drinking too many energy drinks. FML
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Boldmongoose 0
wii:140$ Mario cart:50$ wheel controller:30$ medical bills:120$ winning first place:priceless the IOU card, get it today!
Canadiansoldier 0
haha, little to excited
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Comments (117)
yusaku02 20
YDI for playing a wii and for being fat
whiskers946 2
hahahahaha! that's so funny
3333_fml 0
the wii sucks
4toestatue 7
haha I've been there. I usually have hypertension when I'm losing though.
_pinkbunny 0
Hahaha, thats hilarious..good thing your okay though.
SoniaSevenfold 0
Wow, you got over excited playing Wii? ...How do you cope with sex? Or are you with a necrophilliac? I guess it would be like humping a dead body... Strange.
totes_sucks 0
Go back to your cave, troll.
The_Disturbed 5
^^^^ THIS rofl :P
ghost010 6
It's nice to read about something that doesn't have to have a giant argument go along with it, and purely read it for entertainment's sake.
Goochimus 0
dude get a job and possibly a life Obama is gonna be taking my money to give it to people like you
winterharte 0
Mario Kart FTW!
wannabedinosaur 0
Fail. Classically so.