Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
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Ross2Smoove 0
lol that happened to me before
baseballboy6595 0
to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)
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BrownSugar_fml 5
Lmao, that's supossed to stop happening after age 5 or so. But at least you were nice and warm.
dontpanic_fml 32
no, not this. believe me, i've given plenty of YDI's to the adult peeing stories on here, but this is totally different...this happens to the best of adults...u really have to pee bad and your brain doesn't totally wake u up and u just think u used the toilet...but no, ur still in bed...FYL OP
theQunit 0
especially if youre still intoxicated from the previous night's activities..
neonblue120 6
dreams can be as vivid as real life because all the sensations are interpreted by your brain this almost happened to me the other day had adreamtjat I was taking a huge huge piss and that it felt reall good but woke up and was pissed that I amost pissed my bed and just took a piss :P make sense?
mama2b3 20
thats sad fyl cuz it happens, not your fault.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Exactly, its not too uncommon either, just clean up and make sure you get up next time :P haha
kazumaslayer666 3
who is to say he was wearing them? :D think of it this way now that's one less thing to clean with the sheets.
idkweird 0
I used to have that issue when I was younger. Idk what it was from, but there are correlations between bedwetting and ADHD. There's also a chance it could have been due to the stress of my parents' divorce and subsequent remarriage with the arrival of 3 new siblings. Who knows? I just remember having dreams like that when I was little.
kazumaslayer666 3
I haven't wet the bed myself but I know my grandmother has a condition where she has no control over her bladder. this is unfortunate this had to happen but perhaps op can use special bedding if this is an ongoing problem .
Ajjas013 6
That's pretty common. It happens to me sometimes. You just gotta enjoy the ride :D
FernandoTorres_fml 0
ADHD is a great excuse for retardation. We're too specialised nowadays for parents to think their child is just stupid. Of course new names are used to sensitively brand these desperate chondriacs.
Ajjas013 6
Yeah exactly. Pfft, Americans these days. Doctor: "Uhh ma'am, your son has cake syndrome" Woman: "OH NO!"
idkweird 0
Actually, if you knew anything about ADHD, you would know that it doesn't mean your child is stupid. I definitely believe ADD and ADHD are overdiagnosed, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. Also, my parents didn't do anything. I actually got myself tested and was diagnosed at 23 or 24. It was at the point that it was affecting my work. It's something I have struggled with my entire life. It's very easy to sit on the other side and assume it's no big deal, it's a made up condition, or that it's just an "excuse." That's because you've never had to live with it. Also, btw, I always tested in the top 90th percentile on any standardized tests.
boatkicker 5
idkweird wins a lot of the time.
Ajjas013 6
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, your son will die within the next few days." Woman: "Darn cake syndrome." Doctor: "Err... That's EXACTLY what your son has!" *Shoves dead body into trunk of car*
Philosophic 0
Thanks for the advice snickers. Damn, you have the personality and apparently the physical attributes of a yarping dog. Go WIKI your info. some more okay?
Philosophic 0
If your aiming your comment towards the general citizens of the United States, I really would not. No need to take your frustration and jeaulosy out on the U.S just because we have something called 'rights' here...
Philosophic 0
That was aimed at two seperate people, Snickerdoodles and Ajijas kid, who thinks his race/region of the world is more superior than the rest of the world..
Ajjas013 6
Doctor: "Philosophic also has cake syndrome." Woman: *Dances*
ashz4ever 6
Amen
iloveloosy12 0
I've done that before!
DreamerofWorlds 0
I had that happen once when I was like 11 or 12. I was so embarrassed to tell my mom because I hadn't wet the bed since I was 2. I haven't done it since, but it's very weird to think you're on a toilet, and then suddenly wake up and you're in your bed and really wet, XD. FYL, OP, hopefully it never happens again.
boatkicker 5
Yeah. At least you were at home though. I think I was 12 when it happened to me, and I was at my aunts house, and I was sharing a bed with my cousin who was 2 or 3. Six and a half years later, I STILL freak out every time I wake up in the night to pee, because I'm afraid I wont really be awake. It hasn't happened since, but it was definitely one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life.
DGross 8
wow 86... now that is another legit FML :-(
asianshotty4311 0
crap!!! that rlly sucks!!! I did that too it was soooo embarrassing!!! wen my sis borrowed my mattress ther was a yellow stain on the bottom!!!! I feel so bad for u
Ecnassianer 0
^ This.
DGross 8
snickerdoodle win :-)
htownlove 0
no it doesn't mean that asianhotty is 5 I'm pretty sure snickerdoodles just said that cuz of how she was writing. just cuz she don't feel like using proper grammar outside of school like yall nerds don't mean she's 5
forever2009 0
I agree
dontpanic_fml 32
this (47). using internet shorthand doesn't make the person sound any more like a five yr old than telling everyone that u wet your pants while on the phone with your mom. please get over yourselves.
shaBAMalex 0
Haha, loving the name.
DGross 8
lol... great idea for a proile pic... should calm all the trolls with the sexist woman jokes for a while :-)
Domonator 16
OP, I bet you were pissed off when you woke up enough to know what happened... or pissed on...
ica0308 0
not gonna lie, that happened to me so many times. one was when i was already a teenager