Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
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Ross2Smoove 0
lol that happened to me before
baseballboy6595 0
to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)
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birds_fml 7
I will though! Some kinky people like to get peed on/pee on other people as part of sex play. This is called "watersports."
melizza 0
oh that sucks. happned to me once. it was GROSS
FAOOLT 0
hahah! dude I soo remember this when I was way to lazy to get up ! lol I guess it still happens except I don't dream about peeing I just dream about getting ready for school but then get mad cuz I actually didn't do it :P
sdianey11 5
i did that too when i was ten.
sexyblonde78 0
and how old are you? if you still piss in your pants then get your ass in a diaper and stop complaining cuz this is your own damn fault!
42billybob 5
"still" is a relative term there. a child wets the bed because his brain isn't trained to subconsciously hold in piss whilst it is socially unacceptible to release it. OP has a dream which tricked his mind into believing it was socially acceptible. it's a very different circumstance. this sort of thing happens to people once or twice, regardless of maturity... read the comments.
KGirl123 3
I had an experience kind of like that poor you better luck next time
Duran40 0
LMFAO! That used to happen to me all tha time, but I never actually pissed myself. haha. FYL!!!
pirate5152 0
I did tht once
mirkayscar 0
I did that before whbi was drunk! pissed all over myself and my boyfriend!!! whoops!
Philla 0
that happened to me once, while I was spending the night with my boyfriend. I was totally embaressed. But he was really sweet. He spilled coke over the sheets, so if he walked into his mom on the way to the washing machine he had an excuse, and we changed the sheets.
Efilyn 0
Aww so sweet. He's a keeper. :D