Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
Nsc 0
You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.
Aviva1313 0
Have you been having blackouts?
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Comments (294)
aPieceOfFruit 16
your afraid to leave your home!? your NEIGHBORS are afraid to leave your home!
Yolandababy2 14
Maybe made someone feel discuted after having sex with her.. So she framed you
alinka_fml 0
it's not you so why be worried
dancer050 0
Ugh! I hate when that happens!
fisheman_3 7
wouldnt have this problem if you didnt rape kids
HEYpumpkin83 0
is it u?
WikedFury 7
y'd u do it? lol
artprincess 0
OMG what did u do?!?
suxs4ulol 22
of corse urafraid of leaving ur house, u did it and dont wanna be caught
tankadin37 0
Don't try to cover it up, we see right into your soul...