Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw...

mehdi 13 October 2008, 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

1234 22 June 2015, 11:26 Lutz, United States

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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masterman 27 August 2012, 06:45 Sherwood Park, Canada

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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Anonymous 29 April 2009, 23:12 Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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Anonymous 17 June 2018, 15:00

I just have one of those faces

Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML

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haunted 24 November 2011, 20:30 United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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wtf did he do 19 July 2015, 09:02 Anchorage, United States

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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Sarah 12 June 2011, 00:54 United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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shelbylove115 22 February 2013, 05:35 Nevada City, United States

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Funnymann 22 January 2010, 20:51 United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! 23 May 2017, 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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Nsc 0

8 March 2009, 05:11

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

Aviva1313 0

26 February 2009, 14:53

Have you been having blackouts?

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DoubleDerek 6

23 January 2012, 23:53

Master!

RampantDoritoz 3

24 January 2012, 16:06

Hmmm can't remember what u did last nite?

linkinpark98 24

27 January 2012, 19:50

Change your name, grow a beard, and get out of town. Always seems to work that way in the movies.

FweakofCydonia 40

30 January 2012, 23:46

Sounds like an intro for the perfect thriller movie. Imagine if this guy went all Bourne on everybody lol. Heck, maybe someone framed him or even worse has an evil twin.