buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
H05T1L3
United States
Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML
Shitty Boss Shitty Job
Davenport, United States
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
better late than never
Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML
RaYan
Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
whoslade
United States
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Gunaditya
The grind
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Jeremy
United States
Use the military clock!
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
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jamiecakes 0
ugh that happens to me like every week.
cthulhu_fml 0
O_O That happened to me too just a couple of days ago! What're the chances?
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Comments (79)
Synthetic42 0
I know you were just being lazy with this post, but I feel your pain. It happened to me today. (Although I hate getting up EVERY morning, but Mondays more than the rest.)
linzhart333 8
haha! I love this one!
fieldofbutter 0
I hate these fml's. so much.
giggity0giggity 0
and we hate you. so much. now everyones happy!!!
Brendiux 0
lool
Colibeau 3
haha :)
a1m2a3d4o5 0
this is the shittest fml ive ever read, no offence
Brendiux 0
loool ^ I
ilikepie789 0
ive read worse
skyttlz 32
the worst was the split pasta
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
And your the shittiest speller, no offense!
snb46 0
agreed
iamtenyearsago 0
I think I just pissed myself laughing D:
kandy_fml 0
This FML sucks.
Preint 0
Nice one ;)
noahvs67 0
you what else sucks? ...........a vacuum
dang_fml 0
lolz @ #6 and #9
dang_fml 0
lmao @ #6 and #9
Faced159 0
you are not funny at all. I hate you for your stupid post.
gs_fml 0
try waking up at 5:15 in the morning every school day especially on a monday. ya, i kno wat u mean