Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
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Top comments
SadSadKidd 1
Hangover part 3?
mismonroe 0
Did you happen to wake up in Vegas with a tiger in the bathroom, also?
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Comments (72)
redhedsaysrawr 18
The Hangover! rofl... at least it wasnt a tatto like in Part 2!
KushMastaDisasta 3
I woke up in just boxers and an inside-out bathrobe on backwards. I still haven't found my shirt and pants.
Cmcnab1997 0
Shit! Steve, it's happened again
sarahwarda101 0
You must be fun at parties
poopnuts 0
You say this like you aren't proud.
poopnuts 0
Attention hooooor
KittyxCatxRawr 0
Bangcok had u :3
Cynical_in_SK 6
Gee...if I looked in the mirror and noticed I was missing a tooth, I think I would most certainly overlook a lot of things...including a black eye. I mean a black eye will heal…but a missing tooth? Yeah, not so much!
NiyahBabiez411 3
Hahahaha! Drinking Sucks! Next time just drink alittle ! And then put extra liquior in the girls drink to get them drunk not the other way around!
bulliedkid 6
Hangover ! Hahaha ;)