Get ready to ruuuuumble!

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

Stuck

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

Put it away!

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

Family time is best time

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

Awkward family gatherings

Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

Epic prank

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML