Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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juliahockey 0
LOL that is hilarious!
Docbee 11
who won?
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Comments (147)
supermonstermon 0
hahahahahaha fail...
13yearoldboy 0
ouch
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Did you fap? I'm guessing you did, judging by the way the FML is written.
Cashw2276 0
lmfaooo XD
Sniper3000 0
wtf
Alexbtw 0
Were there any weaves flying around?
Skatejock21 0
glad to know you support girl fights and clothes being ripped off. Seriously... it's their problem, not yours, and I'm sure they'd be happy to know you are supportive of chick fights. I bet your mom would be just as proud to see you in a chick fight ripping clothes off.. with your (possible) sister or cousin. YDI.
padlockd 9
At first I was like =D but then I was like >.<
marilynmanson646 0
it secretly turned OP on.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It doesn't sound like a secret, really. The way the FML is written, it sounds more like he's happy to see some action, but sad that it has to be his elders he openly jerks to.
Krilleee 5
put it on YouTube!