Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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juliahockey 0
LOL that is hilarious!
Docbee 11
who won?
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Comments (147)
biass 0
30- You dog looks like a tiny polar bear! That's too ******* cute!
duckiecrazy 0
next time throw a blanket over them and get outta there. ;P
ashleyt89 2
I don't get why people are voting for "you deserved it" because it's not their fault.
TheNewGuy03 29
why am i seeing a sudden influx of naked and/or scantily clad moms? :$ it's fine if they're moms that aren't mine, but yeah... |the kid|
mattelijah 0
damn sexy
mattelijah 0
idk how to hut u up. email me. [email protected]. my name is matt. wana ask u something. thanks man
almariee 2
your pic makes me want to cry.....
mattelijah 0
hit me up. hope u get this.
mattelijah 0
was good
starwind3438 9
let me guess, you live in a trailer.
Jonny_Trump 0
Don't lie. You liked it. :P
1989mustang50 0
haha classic
Decodedman 1
Should have tossed in a strap-on.
ECMchase 0
i just threw up
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oh my...