Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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juliahockey 0
LOL that is hilarious!
Docbee 11
who won?
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Comments (147)
johnnybagodonuts 2
you see any ******* floppin around?
Gamer_Bum 1
Did you see any cats flying around?
futtbuck101 1
I find this difficult to ********** to...
margie2194 12
haha. i find this easy to ********** to
awesom0 0
mmmmm MILFS
BooGhosted 0
mmmmm TILFS
Anna_1994 3
Why is everyone curious about who won? No, tell me, why were they even fighting?
KickItHigh 32
I wonder when the "I find this difficult to ********** to." XD
t_fml 11
u cudve made millions if u recorded tht...
cnygard95 12
That. Is. HILARIOUS!!
FreebirdIII 1
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!
FarSide 23
You know, this is one of those times that a Moderator should shut down the commenting. This FML clearly is disturbing, and lacking of any social redeeming value.
biass 0
Your a Frankenbride cow from the far side... You must be correct.