Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Breaking news
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Surprise
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
It's catching
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Top comments
DrewsFML 8
hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend
mruizk9 7
dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!
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just_cr1s 4
I know this has nothing to do with the fml but how do you follow your comments on fml? and how do you know if someone was replying to it? etc. cuz I keep coming back to each fmls and I'm wondering if there's an easier way.
anongrl 2
I really don't understand why there's more votes for she deserved it. No one deserves to be done like that.
thewife5 19
because it's FML and people are mean..
softballlover98 4
one night stand? think, the condom he used on her would have been your next, and then you'd be the one with the baby!
jwalker8 3
Scotty doesn't know..
chelseaaababyyy 17
haha, lovee that movie
peacelovepugs 7
mahomie97 7
wow what a FIG!
kkarl00 3
sounds like you were dating my ex-husband.
ImTotallyAsian 0
Jerry Jerry Jerry
cUt3w0lf66 0
wow sorry :( but you'll find someone better
sassypants9497 0
damn. shoulda had a V8